Aww man, this is a shock. I really, really thought they were going to work out, too - I mean, with her pumping babies every 2 seconds and everything.

NOT!! That didn’t take long. We were all waiting for her to dump the loser who thinks he’s better than he really is. TMZ has obtained Britney Spears’ divorce petition from “Mr. Spears”, Kevin Federline, citing the same reason every failed celebrity couple in Hollywood cites: “irreconcilable differences.”

This is by far the smartest move Spears has made since the very second she said “I do.” And what’s even a smarter move was that she and K-Fed had a prenup that waives Spears from spousal support, so not only will K-Fed not get any of her money, but he will also have to pay for his own attorney fees. Ouch. Well, that won’t be a problem for K-Fed since he made some whoppin’ tens of dollars from his recent Playing With Fire “tour.”

P.S. This guy has so many nick names - Mr Spears, K-Fed, Fed-up, Federallie, etc - but now, the coolest one that is actually appropriate is “Fed-EX”. Get it?? (Thanks, L, for the quirk!)