November 9th, 2006 at 5:00 pm

8000-Calorie Burger

8000-Calorie Burger If today were the last day of your life, what would you do? Actually, a better question - if today were the last day of your life, what would you do to speed it up just a little?

That’s right, help yourself to this 8000-calorie towering whopper that will fly you straight to heaven, first class. The Sun reports this Arizona burger joint by the name of The Heart Attack Grill, serving up this Quadruple Bypass Burger.

I’ve got to give them props for coming up with all these appropriate names that will basically tell potential customers, “You will die right away.” Hmm, I’d like that Obesity Burger with Dying Young and Quickly Fries and Seizure Milk Shakes please.




 

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