Ever since she’s been dumped by Nick Lachey and John Mayer, desperate and dateless Jessica Simpson hasn’t been able to find or keep a guy so she resorted to the wonderful world of internet dating.
According to AllHeadlineNews:
A friend of Jessica’s told Australia’s New Weekly magazine, “Jessica logged onto the Internet to find male company. She found a picture of a guy in Los Angeles she thought was ideal. They arranged to meet, but when she turned up, she found out the sad truth - he was only interested in a ‘professional transaction.’ The guy turned out to be a male escort.”
Dumped by 2 men within months, it’s totally understandable to turn to alternate sources to release her sexual frustrations. The report also says when she found out who he was, she freaked out and told him to go to tell. Somehow I think that was inaccurately reported because I’m sure when the hooker guy saw this scary ass goth face he ran for his life and wished he had never gotten into his profession. Then he ran to a nearest gay bar just to flush all these horrifying images of Jessica out of his brain. Then he probably saw ‘Doogie Howser’ and Lance Bass making out, right before they “set him straight.”
Here’s Jessica and why the hooker ran away:
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