November 16th, 2006 at 12:52 pm

Insulting Fergie is Insulting God

Fergie, Ugly, High and MightyFergie thinks she is a gift sent from God, so she tells Vibe Magazine December issue that she feels “horrible about people saying negative things about the band because of her.”

“I may not have the type of voice you like, but I can sing. You can’t take that away from me, ’cause singing is a gift from God, and when people say I can’t sing, it’s kind of like insulting God.”

Oh really, huh. We’re insulting God simply because your voice sucks. Right now, God is probably thinking: “YOU’re insulting ME, Fergie, for being so ugly. Even Lord of the Rings’ Golums had better days.”

Gosh, looking at her just reminds me of how bad Josh Duhamel’s taste in women is. How can this hottie go for someone that looks like THAT! (look above.)

Josh Duhamel




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    Insulting God! That is the most vainglorious I have ever heard! Wait, I seem to remember some dictators that were about that full of sh*t!

    Candide on March 25th, 2007
  • 2

    whoa, where was that one on VH1’s 50 most embarrassing quotes?

    angie on June 18th, 2007

 

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