GQ Magazine did an interview with Lindsay Lohan, but except, it wasn’t really an interview interview, it was more like a sarcastic skit for people who actually think Lindsay Lohan is funny - except she’s not, but she’s stupid and she thinks this interview is some kind of sarcastic retort to all the media about her this year.
We met Lindsay Lohan in the garden of the Chateau Marmont hotel in Hollywood. We had a margarita. She had a…beverage.
Can we tell people we’re doing this interview in the men’s room at Yankee Stadium?
Yes. And tell them that we’re dating.Does it make you sad that celebrity magazines never write about you?
It does. I really wish they would do more. I’m trying to become friends with all the cool famous people, the ones that go to clubs all the time—try to get into those tabloids a little more.Tell me about an average day in the life of Lindsay Lohan.
It starts out with a 5 a.m. hike through Runyon Canyon to watch the sunrise. Then I go outside, and I try to find the paparazzi. I go down to Robertson Boulevard, try and search for them, find them, and bring them food.And then what do you do at night?
Well, of course, I’m sitting at the computer all night.Have you ever read anything interesting about yourself on the Internet?
No. I wish they’d be clever and make something up for me.There’s some interesting stuff about you. Irocman39 in Skokie, Illinois, says you’re the “smokinest woman on the face of the earthâ€â€”
God bless him.—and that he wouldn’t kick you out of bed for eating saltines.
I don’t eat. Don’t you people know? It’s all about anorexia and bulimia nervosa.After computer time, when do you go to bed?
No later than 9:30 p.m.—ever. On a good night, it’s eight fifteen.
First of all, you ain’t being sarcastic if all these things about you are actually all true. Don’t even get us started on what you do at night. We’ve seen videos of your drunken ass going to clubs and crashing cars left and right. We don’t even think you know what a computer is. The reason you’re in tabloids is because you keep on being a trainwreck. And second of all, the joke is on you. GQ is only doing this to prove even more to the world that you’re nothing but a stupid, spoiled, hypocritical little biotch. The only reason why we still care about your sorry ass is because you called Paris Hilton a cunt. But that’s about it.
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