We love stupid people. We love people who do stupid things. Hell, we just love stupid. So for Thanksgiving, just be thankful you’re not one of these stupid people in the following stories we’ve gathered for your amusement.
A stupid idiot tried to rob a liquor store, not knowing there was a uniformed police officer also standing in line. Needless to say, the moron got handcuffed and arrested on charges of armed robbery. He should also be charged with stupidity.
Two stupid teenage dudes got busted for grand theft because they posted pictures on MySpace of themselves wearing the jewelry they stole.
A stupid North Carolina man threw away a winning $100,000 lottery ticket just because he wasn’t unaware of the playing rules and didn’t think it was a winner. He later found out that he had indeed won, freaked out, and went back to the dumpster and spent hours searching for it. Lucky for him, he recovered it. Bastard.
First Daughter, Barbara Bush, (also stupid), got her purse and cell phone snatched while in Argentina, even though she was being tightly guarded by secret service agents. It’s good to see our hard-earned dollars being taxed and spent on this kind of top-notch security losers. I would imagine a Louis Vuitton bag full of diamonds and a diamond-encrusted Blackberry. Whatever. Her dad can afford to replace these things for her, at this tax-increasing rate he’s going.
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