To ensure chess club geeks, athletes will not dope it up before the big games, the Chess Governing Body will perform drug testing during the Asian games this week.
Drug testing is the latest move by the World Chess Federation (FIDE) to raise international standards in the hope of making chess an Olympic sport in the future.
What? Drug testing? Oh no, they’re exposing the chess club secrets! I mean, this is like the bloodiest sport out there, kinda like mud wrestling, but instead of mud, it’s blood - and every geek, player needs to have the ultimate power and stamina to battle it out like wild bulls. They need those damn drugs!
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