December 1st, 2006 at 9:19 am

Man Tries to Roast Wife

Man Tries to Roast Wife | niquehappy.comA possibly mentally retarded man allegedly tried to roast his wife during a heated argument, shoving her into a heated oven right in front of their children.

Martin Luther Jackson, 31, of Decatur, has been charged with aggravated assault, aggravated battery, cruelty to children and possession of marijuana after the Nov. 23 incident, said Sgt. Jodi Shupe of the Rockdale County Sheriff’s Office. At one point during the fight, Jackson allegedly attempted to stuff his wife inside the kitchen oven, which had been left on to heat the house. The woman escaped and went to the sheriff’s office with visible head injuries.

The funny thing is, after he unsuccessfully tried to roast her thinking maybe he can eat her after she’s “done”, he ran to his mother’s house and hid under her bed. What a mamma’s boy wussy. Instead of running, he should’ve scarved the turkey to serve to the cops and told him it was his wife. Maybe then he can plead insanity and it would totally be believable.




 

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