AP is reporting that Parasite Hilton canceled her Billboard Awards appearance because she didn’t like the jokes contained in the script given to her. Her rep, Elliot Mintz, said in a statement:
It is my understanding that some satirical references ridiculed some of her peers. Paris did not want to say anything that could appear hurtful or embarassing about people she knows.
Since when does Paris Hilton ever care about anyone who’s not named Paris Hilton? Right, because she just wakes up one day and goes, “I think I’m gonna, like, have some, like, morals today.” I’m sure the script was filled with jokes about her and Brandon Davis calling Lindsay Lohan a firecrotch, or Nicole Richie being a walking skeletonic zombie; but now that she’s apparently BFF with both of them, she doesn’t want to embarrass “her peers”? Whatever. Believing that Paris has any drop of morality and integrity is like believing she’s a virgin. You can write a totally made-up story about Paris being fed to Godzilla and it would still be a hundred times more believable.
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