I can already see what the next headline will be: Paris Hilton, Pregnant, Father Unknown.
MSNBC reports that Parasite Hilton is ready to be a mom. She says since she’s been hanging out with Britney Spears and her kids, she started wanting to pop some on her own.
It’s been my dream to have four babies by 30,” the 25-year-old heiress announced, reports Life & Style Weekly. And Hilton thinks she’s highly qualified for motherhood, explaining: “I look after animals, so I’d have a lot to give my kids.” In fact, looking after kiddies has become so appealing to Hilton that she recently cut short a night out with Spears, announcing to friends, ‘We’re going home to the babies. We miss them.’
I don’t know what’s scarier - being a child to someone who “looks after animals” and scares them, or being that dog in the picture. I feel sorry for that unborn child already, not knowing what’s ahead - like numerous visits to the hospital for unknown diseases from her animals (which she passed on to them), getting stuffed inside a dog cage and carried around dumpsters, being left in the bathroom of club Hyde while she’s pole-stripping in front of people who don’t even care, … oh the endless possibilities.
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