The ever so disturbing daughters-whoring, money-hungry, priest-turned-pimp Joe Simpson attempted to once again whore out Jessica Simpson by offering any magazine a feature in her upcoming movie, Blond Ambition, for a whoppin’ $10,000.

Sources tell TMZ that ever-opportunistic Joe has called at least two weekly celebrity rags to offer them the “opportunity” to feature Jessica reading their mag in a scene. He even asked them to write him a $10,000 check for the placement. But so far, no one has taken up on his offer.

Who the hell would want to pay 10G for this idiot to “read” their magazine knowing that she can’t read or sing, or can’t sing while reading cue cards, like what happened recently at the Kennedy Honors Center. She flubbed the words during the Dolly Parton’s song, Nine to Five. If you watch the video, pay attention at about 1:31 mark. I mean, c’mon. I wouldn’t pay this even if I ran a Baboon Weekly Magazine with nothing but pictures. She would just hold it upside down and then ask me “Hey, where’s my picture in this thing?” Then I’d be like, “It’s right there on the cover, dumbass.”