I love reading stories about stupid people and stupid things, especially stupid people doing stupid things. CBS News reports a man trying to pass a counterfeit check at Walmart, attempting to pay for $847.83 worth of stuff. But here’s the stupid part - he knew there were dozens of police officers who were there helping needy children pick out items as part of an annual “Shop with a Cop” charity event.

That didn’t stop Calvin E. Fluckes Jr., 21, from pulling into the parking lot next to 40 marked squad cars, police said. He apparently was unfazed by the police presence as he tried to pay for merchandise with a poorly photocopied check for $847.83. The cashier called over a manager, who alerted one of the 80 officers who happened to be in the store. He was immediately apprehended.

What a dipshit. This is coming from a dude named FLUCKES. I guess he flucked up big time! OK, I mean, if you’re gonna be speeding, at least look around for them sneaky cop and highway patrol cars. If you’re gonna steal cookies and milk off of Santa’s plates, make sure the guy in the red suit hasn’t come down your chimney yet. I may not be an expert in reverse psychology, but I’m gonna assume this idiot was trying to test the theory. Didn’t work, huh, buddy?