See skeleton. See skeleton drive. See skeleton arrested for DUI. I suppose “BFFs” do share the same interests, and in this case, it seems Nicole Richie is following Parasite Hilton’s footsteps by getting busted for DUI while on the phone. How sweet.

According to TMZ:

We’re told two motorists spotted her SUV going the wrong way on the 134 Freeway in Burbank. The drivers called 911. When the CHP responded, Richie was stopped in the carpool lane and was alone in the vehicle. When cops approached the vehicle, Richie was on her cellphone. Law enforcement officers tell TMZ Nicole Richie admitted she had taken Vicodin and smoked pot.

Isn’t it time they prison these no-good crackheads - Nicwhore Richie, Parasite Hilton, and Lindsay Blowhan? Can’t expect us to feel sorry for her anorexic problems if she’s gonna be getting high and driving in the wrong direction on the goddamn freeway! Holyshit! Can’t they see she is a threat to society? She is lucky she didn’t die. It’s true what they say - substance abuse clouds your judgment. But seriously, I think she’s just stupid, drugs or no drugs. Not to mention, her body is shrinking at the speed of light and she’s nothing left but a bobblehead. A bobblehead that can’t drive - the perfect combo.

UPDATE: Oh wow, listen to the 911 call from a couple of people, telling the exact same story!