Wonky-eyed Parasite Hilton is practically Virgin Mary now, as she claims the following:
I don’t do that [have sex] unless I’m in a relationship. I’m old-fashioned when it comes to that. I really am!” Hilton told Australian Cosmopolitan. “Yes, I’ve kissed a lot of guys. I like to kiss, but that’s it. I don’t go home with anyone. I sleep with my animals, like my baby monkey, Brigitte Bardot.
Huh? Whah? Oh. Sorry I wasn’t paying attention. Blablablabla… all I can think about is that poor little baby monkey. Just like these poor souls. Just like this poor little baby in that hospital she visited. That’s just great, you know. Last thing we need is to know she’s doing it with animals, too. Sure, she doesn’t have sex unless she’s “in looove.” She’ll just be swappin’ spits and sucking face with different guys every night. That’s pretty old-fashioned.
Old fashioned? Ohhh, i must be a nun than, cause i didnt know that sex tapes were old fashioned.