Angelina Jolie has a lot to say about Madonna’s adoption woes:

Madonna knew the situation in Malawi, where he was born,” Jolie was quoted as telling the Paris-based magazine Gala. “It’s a country where there is no real legal framework for adoption. “Personally, I prefer to stay on the right side of the law. I would never take a child away from a place where adoption is illegal.”

Then she added:

Brad and I want to continue to adopt, but keeping a big family uses up a lot of money.

Wait, she’s not done yet:

I think I feel so much more for Madd and Zee because they’re survivors, they came through so much. Shiloh seemed so privileged from the moment she was born. I have less inclination to feel for her…I met my other kids when they were 6 months old, they came with a personality. A newborn really is this…Yes, a blob! 

Sure, you’re the queen of adoption now and you just know everything there is to know about countries’ adoption policies. Good for you. And maybe you should’ve thought about “using up a lot of money” before you decided to go and buy kids and build yourself a nice little country full of colorful kids - like Skittles - and all of you can taste the rainbow. And what? She calls the one baby she did not buy with money a BLOB!? What baby do you know is born with a personality? What the hell is wrong with this freak? She’s going to favor the adopted kids over her own flesh and blood? Geez.