Yes, you’ve probably heard the news - David Beckham is coming to town! Yeah, for $250 million you’ll pretty much go anywhere they tell you to go. I don’t really care much for this guy; I’m sure he’s good, but with him moving to the U.S. it’ll just mean his attention-whorish wife, Victoria, will be - well, attention-whoring herself out even more. Great. If you think about it, most celebrity women don’t change their last name after they get married. But this chick was so desperate that she had to make sure that was the first thing she did. I mean, her real name is Victoria Caroline Adams. Yeah, exactly - Victoria who? This dude was definitely the best gig she’d ever scored, or she’d still be a nobody giving out Spice Girls CDs on the streets to exchange for booze.
Why do the British insist on sending their crap over here, must be payback for madonna and gwyneth. Who brokered that deal, 250 mil. for a player whos constantly sidelined cause he getn to old for the game.