January 16th, 2007 at 3:21 pm

Britney Spears Banned from NFL

Britney Spears Banned from NFL | niquehappy.comI guess all her crotch-displaying days didn’t really pay off after all. MSNBC reports that the NFL has rejected Britney Spears’ request to be in a Super Bowl commercial to tout the NFL Network.

“She’s too much of a train wreck. Besides, we already have Paris Hilton,” the Daily News cited its source as saying.

I couldn’t help but notice they said they got Paris Hilton, like that’s somehow supposed to be an upgraded acquisition. I mean, for a second, I actually had some respect for the NFL for banning this trainwreck from showing face in their commercial. But seeing that they got Paris Hilton, of all trainwrecks people, and a list of similar losers, they might as well take Britney and just do a commercial featuring Paris and Britney bitch-fighting and Britney eats and swallows Paris while the NFL players cheer on in the background. Then Britney looks up and oinks “Still hungry.” I’d pay to see that commercial, wouldn’t you?




 

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