Are you nervous about going on your first date ever with that cute girl you’ve finally conjured up all your guts to ask out? Are you almost pretty confident that things will go sour during the date? Well, I thought I’d help you out by pointing out a few things you should try to avoid […]

Paris Hilton was arrested last night for violating her probation and driving with a suspended license. She was stopped around 10:30 PM after cops say they noticed her speeding down Sunset Blvd. without headlights. Deputies then discovered she was driving with a suspended license, arrested the dumbo, and impounded her car. She […]

Just in case you haven’t had enough of Britney Spears and her raging, balding ways, you can now buy her on eBay. Well, at least the doll’s better dressed than she is. Hm, I’m trying to think of any possible good uses for this doll. Maybe you hang it on your kid’s wall as a […]

I don’t know if you’ve noticed this, (maybe it’s just me), but don’t you find it strange and symbolic that this movie centralizes a black man controlling a white woman tied in chains? What’s wrong with this picture? Yes, I am well aware that this movie isn’t dealing with race issues - I’m just merely […]

I’m no fashion expert, but I’m pretty sure wearing tights that are half torn and ripped isn’t quite making a fashion statement. I can never understand how these two hobos manage to always walk around like garbage wrapped in expensive furs and ripped tights. When will they ever learn??

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I think both Cameron Diaz and Drew Barrymore got the memo from Mischa Barton that smoking weed is totally cool and apparently legal in public. I’ve always thought Drew Barrymore was somewhat on the “sweet girl” side but this has totally changed any last ‘nice girl’ image I have of her. And for Cameron? Ehh..
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OK, everyone’s talking about the Oscars so I thought I’d give you a nice little break from it all by giving a report on another case of stupidity - my most favorite kind of case.
A 42-year-old man is facing up to four years in prison for allegedly lying to beat a $215 traffic ticket. A […]

A newly opened store catering to very pampered dogs, especially female dogs, is getting more than questioning looks for its name, High Maintenance Bitch. The sign is the issue more than products such as Gel-ous Bitch bath gel and Street Walker paw cleanser, said Kara Ceriello, co-president of the Wallingford Chamber of Commerce…Over the next […]

I don’t know how or why Jessica Biel all of a sudden just “blew up”. She was never really that famous from 7th Heaven and her character got written off for a long time. I’ve always considered her somewhat butch. But anyway, here is Jessica Biel before and after makeup and photoshop.

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Mischa Barton, former The OC’s notorious bad girl Marissa who died in car accident, was spotted in her car puffin’ a joint. What the hell is that other thing she’s holding? It’s like she’s smokin’ a joint and a foam stick at the same time. So sexy.

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