So this whole time you’ve been wondernig “Where’s Audrey?” when the 6th Season of 24 returned, when Jack Bauer was released from the Chinese captivity. Last night’s episode revealed that Audrey Raines is dead. Turns out she was the one who figured out Jack was kidnapped by the Chinese and actually went to China looking for him only to end up either in a “fatal car accident” or straight murdered, just as Jack believes. It’s really sad. Just last season, they barely reunited for a few minutes after a long, tiring day of taking down the President of the United States. Who would’ve thought that was the very last time they’d ever see each other? BOOO. C’mon, no happy ending for Jack Bauer!?

Well, I guess, it’s every woman’s fantasy to kiss Jack Bauer, but every kiss comes with a package - death. Here’s the scene where Marilyn tries to kiss Jack but he won’t reciprocate because of Audrey, whom he learns from Marilyn is dead. So unless Marilyn wants to end up dead, too, maybe it’s a good idea for her to stay away from Bauer.

And, remember, Marilyn’s husband, Graem Bauer, was killed only a few hours ago, yet, she showed no emotions whatsoever. Rather, she appeared to be extra relieved and ready to move in on Jack. That’s just great TV!