Simon Cowell revealed to The Ellen DeGegeres Show that instead of listening to the contestants sing their hearts out, he often turns to Paula and taunts her during the performances.
I’m taunting Paula throughout the performance - I’m saying to her, ‘Try to say something interesting, try not to use the words mountain and lakes in […]

Hugh Grant won’t be singing music and lyrics where he’s going - jail.
Hugh Grant has been arrested for allegedly throwing a container of baked beans at a photographer, London police said. Photographer Ian Whittaker told the Daily Star tabloid that Grant had kicked him and shouted abuse before hurling the beans at him Tuesday morning.
How […]

I’ve almost liked Britney Spears again because she looked like she cleaned up quite well and dropped all her Cheetos and “8 Coke cans a day” weight - but this picture is about to confuse me - especially when I look at her yummy, disproportional legs.

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I don’t know if you’ve ever noticed this, but not only The Parasite’s wonky eye is practically closed, but it looks like she killed an owl, chopped off his nose and super-glued it to her face.

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Last night’s American Idol: Idol Gives Back was probably one of the best episodes ever. Not just the fact that they were doing good by making and requesting for donations for the African children, Josh Groban sang You Raised Me Up, but The Simpsons segment just simply rocked!
The family was judging Simon Cowell singing Donchu […]

Kirsten Dunst seems to have joined the Skeletons That Can’t Dress Self Club, along with Mischa Barton. Here she is, attending the Spider Man 3 premiere in Madrid with Toby Maguire and James Franco, apparently confusing a really long sweater for a dress. The sweater looks like an oversized grandma’s sweater you’d find at Ross. […]

I never knew Lindsay Lohan was so “eloquent” until now, after reading some of the things she said in an interview with Nylon magazine.
On why she continues to go out:
This is why it’s such a big deal, and why I get so worried… I’m at the point where…oh my God…I’m going to go out! I […]

From this picture, Ali Larter looks like she is about to sneeze, or she just imagined herself not wearing any makeup. OK, OK, here’s the real reason why she looks like that:

Apparently, she ordered some drink from Great Earth Vitimins she thought was super healthy. It looks like pig’s blood to me. That must explain […]

OK, so, just because you were a model, it doesn’t mean you’ll know how to dress yourself. Like Mischa Barton. T-shirt tucked inside jeans? If I didn’t know she were a girl, I would say the dude was crotch-stuffing.

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First, Pete Wentz takes Ashlee Simpson’s money, now he takes her Starbucks, too. Wow, feels like I’m watching one of those movies where a girl pays and feeds a guy to go out with her.
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