Remember Brody Jenner? Of course you don’t. But if I remind you who he really is - well, he’s the guy that tried to score with Nicole Richie to for publicity - and succeeded.

Now, US Magazine and Scope Mouthwash had put up a “Win a Date with Brody Jenner” contest for reasons beyond me.

Brody Jenner is Hollywood’s hottest bachelor. So there’s no better place for Brody to come looking for a date than Hollywood’s hottest website: Usmagazine.com! Starting March 2, you can submit your video dating resume here at Usmagazine.com telling Brody why he should pick you to go on a date. Submissions will be accepted throughout March.

These days, when he’s not breaking hearts on MTV’s The Hills or sharing his fresh breath as a Scope spokesperson, Brody, an avid surfer and Malibu resident, has been dating the likes of Laguna Beach star Kristin Cavallari, Nicole Richie and, most recently, Lauren Conrad.

Are you kidding me? Brody Jenner is so hot he makes Godzilla cry and run back into the cave. Seriously. This guy looks like a terrorist who would threaten to blow up your entire neighborhood if you don’t go out on a date with him. This is the douchebag that once said he’s gonna hook up with every famous chick (dream on) in Hollywood just so he can be popular. And apparently, “Win a Date” contest is his bright idea? I wouldn’t even go out on a date with him even if he offered me a million dollars. Actually, I would, for the money, then give him 20 bucks to go home.

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