Tonight’s American Idol featured Jennifer Lopez as the Final 8’s “mentor”. The funny thing is, nearly ALL of the Top 8 singers can sing a million times better than J-Lo herself. They clearly made a bad choice by inviting J-Lo onto the show. How the hell did they go from the super awesome jazz legend, Tony Bennett, to this J-Lo who can’t even hit high notes? I mean, the only thing she can “mentor” the singers is how to pronounce Spanish words correctly - that and constantly shaking their ass. I mean, what was the advice she gave them? “Have fun, be natural, move here, and move there.” WOW. Priceless.

Besides, the only reason she went on this show was to promote herself because her recent album totally sucked. According to Star Magazine, J-Lo’s spanish album flopped big time:

Jennifer Lopez is bragging about what a fantastic team she and hubby Marc Anthony make, but the star’s sagging record sales and her revamped image as a serious artist are making their joint efforts look like a disaster! When Jennifer, 37, told Marc, 38, that she wanted to make a Spanish-language album last year, he eagerly jumped at producing it. Yet on April 4, news broke that fewer than 50,000 copies of Jennifer’s heavily promoted Como Ama Una Mujer had sold. What went so wrong? “Marc probably pushed Jennifer to be less formulaic and to try to reach deep inside to find her true voice,” says a source. “But Jennifer’s hits have been very formulaic and overly produced dance numbers- songs like ‘Waiting for Tonight’ and ‘Jenny from the Block.’ Marc’s album was designed to be deep- but no one wants that from Jennifer. They don’t want artistry, they want fun hits! I think Marc misfired.”

On a happier note, Sanjaya was actually pretty good, singing Besame Mucho, being mucho smooth and everything. Maybe it’s the song, a really old classic I used to play on my piano. At least his hair looked kinda normal.