Speaking of Jennifer Lopez and her suffering career (hence the appearance on American Idol last night), word has it that she and Marc Anthony are heading for divorce.

Less than three years after Lopez and Anthony’s wedding, [OK! Magazine] claims that they’ve had some nuclear blowups and that the “controlling” husband is “suffocating” his wife. Despite marriage counseling, the couple “had a huge argument” last summer, causing Lopez to flee to a friend’s New York apartment, according to the mag. Another argument came in December, OK! says. Instead of spending New Year’s Eve together, the mag reports, Lopez came to a Miami party solo. “Marc expected Jennifer to follow him back to New York and beg for forgiveness, but she didn’t,” a friend tells OK!

This is shocking. I mean, it’s only like, her third marriage. Why shouldn’t this one work? Maybe he tried to make her Latina again, getting her back to “her roots” and that didn’t go quite well. Maybe she finally realized that she needs to, do I dare say it, “sell out” again and put herself back onto the American market, and continue to make songs like Everybody mad at the rocks that I wear, Make the money, get the mansion, bring it home swizz. Lovely.