Parasite Hilton says that her life will be over if she goes to jail. She is facing up to 90 days in jail if found guilty of violating her DUI probation. She told her friends that “doing time” will ruin her ‘career.’

A source told Britain’s More magazine:

Paris says if she goes to jail, even for just a day, her life will be over. She knows she’ll lose a lot of work if she gets a reputation as someone who has done time. Her whole career is based on her image and maintaining a fan base - she has nothing else to rely on. She’s petrified. She’s the butt of quite a few jokes in Los Angeles these days and she hates it. She’s been crying a lot, especially when she’s been drinking, and is scared that her life is falling apart. She’s missed two club appearances in the past couple of weeks. People in the industry are taking her less seriously and she doesn’t feel like she’s Hollywood’s Golden Girl any more. She’s more alone than ever before right now and this could be one situation she can’t charm her way out of.

I don’t know anyone who would not be glad to see Parasite Hilton go to jail. What a delusional skank. By “fan base” she must mean her dogs, by “career” she means partying everyday, and by “charm her way” she must really mean sleeping with people. Looks like she’s just really, totally screwed.

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