I never knew Lindsay Lohan was so “eloquent” until now, after reading some of the things she said in an interview with Nylon magazine.

On why she continues to go out:

This is why it’s such a big deal, and why I get so worried… I’m at the point where…oh my God…I’m going to go out! I work hard enough and I know how to take care of myself. I don’t know what’s going to happen tomorrow. I will say, though, that it’s so much harder to stay sober in New York. Though it’s hard in L.A. not to go out, it gets lonely. Being an actress is lonely, and I never want to be alone. I hate sleeping alone.”

On Wonderland:

I just think that the people [at Wonderland] weren’t used to me. They’ve had other celebrities there, just never as hardcore as me….The people there didn’t get why when we would go to meetings, instead of being in the back of the car I would be like ‘I think I should drive, because they are going to chase you and it’s going to be scary and we might get in an accident and we don’t need that.’

On the paparazzi:

I get embarrassed about the paparazzi if I’m in a chic restaurant, or when I was in the AA meetings. I felt very disrespectful because those people are doing that for themselves and it’s no one elses’ business. But that was the only time it was embarrassing–other times, I obviously like it I wouldn’t ever want them to not take my picture. I’d be worried. I’d be like, ‘Do people not care about me?’”

Seriously, a four-year-old coloring with crayons can speak better than this. I mean, it wasn’t that long ago when she had a sarcastic interview with GQ magazine saying that she needs more attention from the paparazzi. Now she’s saying she’s embarrassed by them? Click to read more of her stupid rants: