This must be one of the happiest days of your life - just the pure joy of knowing Paris Hilton will spend 45 days in jail as a result of her busted DUI violation. I’ve always doubted our justice system but for once, they did the right thing. 45 days just isn’t enough. They should’ve upped the sentence to, say, I don’t know, 45 million years. 44 of them just for being her.
Now, my only hope for her is that she will miss her first day of the sentence on June 5 so that her sentence gets doubled. Who knows, maybe on that day, she goes shopping to buy a new tiara for her dog instead. I mean, from this picture below of her checking herself out in the mirror inside the courthouse, something’s telling me she doesn’t really care.
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