I know what you must be thinking - Jessica Simpson has really big…hair. Oh, yeah, and the Pamela Anderson-inspired boobs too. Geez! I think she has finally figured out that her face is no longer pleasant to look at, and that her career is pretty much flushed down the toilet - so she felt the need to get implants and strike push-forward poses to really make sure she jams them in people’s faces. Nothing spells I’M DESPERATE any better than this.
Would it help if I told you Papa Joe Simpson took this picture? *shivers*
How sad to be exploited by one’s own father and what do you think he does personally with these sexy pictures besides getting them published? He’s so sick.