You know you’re really messed up when your shrink is telling the media that you’re basically a mental retard that can’t talk.

According to People magazine:

Paris Hilton’s psychiatrist declared that the heiress is “distraught and traumatized” and “fears incarceration” after a judge sentenced her to 45 days in jail. Dr. Charles Sophy gave those findings in a Los Angeles Superior Court document filed Monday in an ongoing $10 million slander and libel suit against Hilton by actress Zeta Graff. Hilton is facing an order to testify in the civil trial beginning May 21, but the psychiatrist argues that “given (Hilton’s) current psychological, and emotional state … (she’s) not capable of any meaningful participation in a trial.”

Yeah OK. She went shopping and went driving just days after the sentence. That seems like perfectly normal and healthy behavior to me. She should really stop thinking up excuses to avoid what the law can do to her and just prepare herself for life behind bars. I hear it’s really fun - especially when your butch lesbian cell-mate can twirl you around on her pinky and bang your head against the metal bars pretending she’s playing the xylophone. Ahh, good times.

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