Prince Harry won’t be leading his soldiers into Iraq, after his people received death threats from Iraqi insurgents.

There have been reported threats by Iraqi insurgents to kill or kidnap the prince, including claims his photograph had been widely circulated among militants.

Well, duh, of course they’re gonna kidnap and/or kill him. It’s war. What did he expect? Go there, give them a hi-five and have a cup of tea with them?

OK, fine, being that he’s third line to the throne and all, it’s understandable they’re concerned. But hasn’t he watched 300? Leonidas was King and he took his guys out there, with no protection whatsoever, and fought to their death. And here he is, scared already from a few death threats. I think this whole plan to go to Iraq was an attempt to make us forget about his rather naughtier wild-partying ways. But now that he’s wussed out, it’s clear that your prince is only good at hitting night clubs and feeling up girls and runs away like a scaredy-cat when it comes to war. That’s the royal way I’m talking about, baby.

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