With 2 weeks away till she gets slammed behind bars, the already mentally unstable Paris Hilton knows no one else can save her now except for …God? Puh-leeze. Who’s she trying to fool? She probably can’t even read.
I still can’t believe she got off easy - with her sentence reduced to 23 days. That’s only 3 weeks. God must’ve worked wonders in her favor. I hope that Holy Bible can teach her karate. She’s gonna need it to fight them killer butch ladies who were supposed to be her cell-mates before they decided to let her have her own cell. Damn. Just build her a castle already. But remember - there’s also lunch time, play time, phone time, etc, etc. Don’t worry - she’s gotta come out some time.
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why is paris so damn dramatic? did her lawyer or mommy tell her to walk around with a bible?
When world will get rid of this nothing among too many others?
SHE IS GONNA BURN IN HELL FOR THIS ANY WAYS…