Vanessa Minnillo really doesn’t know how to have fun without managing to look like a whacked up psycho. I really thought she was one lady with some level of class (OK, maybe not, since she said FUCKIN’ during a live MTV show that got shown on TV.)

Photos of her playing with knives with Lindsay Lohan (I know, WTF, how did Lindsay Lohan come into this picture, right!?) surfaced a few days ago and apparently, they both looked a little stoned. Oh yeah, baby, playing with knives while being high on pot - that’s soo hot.

US Weekly magazine claims that the pics were taken at 4:50 a.m. in a home in Greenwich Village after a night of partying at NYC Club Bungalow 8. They also claim that the shocking photos were later stolen from Lindsay’s camera. Now Vanessa is telling the media she totally regrets the incident as she thought she was just having fun. Wow. My idea of having is to skip around town with an ice cream cone in my hand laughing at people that look funny.

If that’s not enough, it’s also good to know Vanessa Minnillo is very diva-like and high-maintenance. According to PageSix:

When producers flew her to Los Angeles to cover the Grammys, “she was extremely high maintenance,” said one source. “She insisted they fly her own hair and makeup people and her personal assistant out with her every time she flew to L.A. She only flew first class and stayed at the Four Seasons, and then she didn’t want to work. “Vanessa wants to be a celebrity, not interview them,” said the source. “She wouldn’t conduct post-show interviews because she wanted to party. She expected to be paid a full-time salary for a part-time job.”

Puh-leeze, let’s not forget what your job is - to interview people who are famous. And dating an ex-boy band dude doesn’t put you in the other seat. Just go back to doing what you do best - cussing on national TV.