Justin Timberlake tells Britain’s Daily Mirror newspaper that Jessica Biel, whom he’s been dating for 2 months, is just a friend and that he hasn’t met the love of his life yet.

She truly insisted that she came with me on tour. I don’t know how to say no to a pretty face. But it wasn’t really a good idea. This time I’m putting the machine before everything else. Jessica met up with me in Manchester, but for Paris I told her categorically no. This tour is very important for me. I’m doing it really seriously so there’s no question of playing sweethearts.

Wow, I didn’t know Jessica Biel was the clingy type. I thought after dating Cameron Diaz that his standards would be dropped so low that even Satan can see it. Jessica Biel is like a guy. Cameron Diaz is like a frail old homeless person holding a “work for food” sign. Very ‘high quality’ women he’s got there. What the hell do they all see in each other?

Also, not to mention, Justin apparently thinks he’s way too hot. When asked if he disliked anything about his body, he said:

Physically nothing. I’m well proportioned and nothing offends me when I look in the mirror. I defy a girl not to fall for me if I’m on a surfboard or snowboarding. It’s my secret weapon if a girl resists me.”

He also says he’s irresistible to men, too, and that “plenty” of male stars hit on him. *barf*. Justin Timberlake is not even remotely sexy for him to say he’s well-proportioned and be this cocky. Puhleeze.

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