According to TMZ, Paris Hilton has been offered big bucks to speak at the The Learning Annex Real Estate and Wealth Expos in Seattle, Chicago, New York and Boston. The soon-to-be-free heiress has been offered one million buckaroos to teach a one-hour class on “How to Build Your Brand.” This will place her second to Donald Trump for the most money offered to speak.
Only idiots will pay to listen to the heirhead “speak” at these events. What could she possibly teach? Let me guess. Her three secrets to success: be born in a rich family, tape yourself having sex, and get DUIs. And if someone asks a question, she’ll lick on her lollipop and say “I don’t know. Wanna see my boobs instead?”
It would be ironical for her to die in car crash caused by herself for she drank too much. But good for the mankind, thats for sure.
Wow she gets outta jail, and shes going to be making a shit load of money already,, gee whiz we are all in the wrong biz
Poor america.
Oh ya, I can see why she’d get offered all that money to speak, she is such a wonderful role model. Because of her, I’ve decided to drink waaaay too much and get a jail sentence to further my pathetic career, maybe even a raunchy, jail theme porno video lol. If only i could be there. *sigh*
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