Paris Hilton just got out of jail but it seems more like she just came back from a mission to save the world from war and poverty. She’s all over the news, going to Larry King Live doing an hour-long show (do we really need to listen to her whine about how she almost killed […]

Why does Britney Spears keep insisting on wearing kids clothes she picks up at KMart or Big Lots? The difference between these pics and these pics is that she finally learned that there’s no point trying to pull the top down to cover her big belly. It’s like trying to cover up a hippo with […]

The first thing this newborn baby girl is going to have to learn is … yes, her very own name!
The little girl’s mother Maria, in keeping with her boxing-mad family’s bizarre tradition, decided to give her 25 middle names - all culled from the greatest exponents inside the ring. Her full name, which left register […]

After just 23 days in jail (damn, already!?!) Paris Hilton was finally released after midnight Tuesday. This is like releasing a crazy boar back into the wild, chasing and scaring all the innocent monkeys because it hasn’t had real meat in a long time.

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Tiger Woods became a daddy a week ago to Sam Alexis Woods - and here’s first look at the pictures. This is kinda boring news and the only interesting thing about these pictures is the look on the white dog’s face. He’s probably thinking: “Yes! New toy!”

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OK, I think most of us are already convinced that Hollywood is the plastic capital of the world. Yet, Christina Aguilera still feels like she has to prove that she’s got the best, most flawless-looking plastic work done. Such great work of art, I tells ya.

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According to TMZ, Paris Hilton has been offered big bucks to speak at the The Learning Annex Real Estate and Wealth Expos in Seattle, Chicago, New York and Boston. The soon-to-be-free heiress has been offered one million buckaroos to teach a one-hour class on “How to Build Your Brand.” This will place her second to […]

I can’t believe Krisin Cavallari is dating Nick Zano! Here they are, spotted at an airport apparently going on vacation together or something. Man. I don’t know who this chick is and why she’s famous, but she certainly gets around. I’ve always loved Nick Zano because he was on my hotties list. But his hotness […]

As much as I dislike Tom Cruise and his public antics over Scientology (among other things), I still gotta admit his baby is probably one of the cutest babies in Hollywood. Although she’s not a starving child like those in other third world countries, she has no idea her father is a possessive, controlling nut […]

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You remember all the mean comments I’ve ever made about Tyra Banks? I have come to a realization that I may have misjudged her for a while now, and have never given her any credit for the good that she does for all young girls and women in the world. She really is a smart […]