Excellent! Evil powerplant tyrant, Montgomery Burns, has hijacked jetBlue’s flight blog run by the CEO, David Neelerman, stating that he can run the airline better and vowing to crush Neelerman “like an aunt.” That’s if he’s physically able!
Monty Burns says jetBlue’s customer service is too nice - not the Burns way - and that he has a few ideas of his own:
I believe customers have the right to keep quiet as I pluck every penny from their upturned pockets, but you insist on charging honest fares AND offering free TV and unlimited snacks. Mind your profit margins, man. Your rates make a mockery of the corporate greed our great confederacy was built upon. Who taught you to be a robber baron? Mother Teresa?
This won’t be your last public lashing, Mr. Neeleman. Oh no. I have many more brittle bones to pick with you.
Release the hounds!
thats awesome! cant wait for the movie