Hey kids! Great news! There’s a new clown in town ready for hire for your next birthday entertainment. But watch out. Don’t feed it or it will blow up and splash your house with Cheetos.

I don’t think Britney Spears cares about anything anymore. She’s at the point where she’s thinking, I gotta come up with something new for the paps to see, y’all. I mean, seriously? This pink wig? An emptied-out venti Starbucks drink? Man, that’s just asking for it.