What a shock. Lindsay Lohan’s crappy, trashy movie, I Know Who Killed Me, flopped big time, with a whopping $1.3 million on its opening day - the same day The Simpsons Movie opened with $30 million, blowing all other movies away.

At first, when I said the movie’s trailer looked interesting, I may have lied. I Know Who Killed Me was crappier than I thought. The trailer made it look like it’s going to have at least some kind of smart thriller storyline, but nooo. I don’t mean to *spoil* this for anyone (but not like you would care enough to go watch) but if you think you’d enjoy seeing Lindsay Lohan getting cut up and tortured, you might like to go take a looksie. This movie is nothing more than a pile of trash coupled with some really bad stripper pole “dancing.”

Watching this movie was like watching Lindsay Lohan’s real life on the big screen - excessive cussing, bad-girl, skanky attitude, smoking, drugs, sex, and pretty much everything else in between. I am assuming this is why they picked her to play the part. Other than these reasons, the movie has no interesting story, bad acting, bad taste - pretty much everything. I’m giving it a D-. It wasn’t like you don’t like the movie just because trainwreck Lindsay Lohan is in it. But because it’s both Lindsay Lohan is in it and the movie sucked. So it’s no doubt her career is officially over. It’s time to find a new job. Promises rehab is probably looking for a toilet scrubber.

[You’re probably wondering why I went to watch it. It was only because I had some time to kill before catching Harry Potter so I decided to go check it out to waste time. The funny thing was, my cousin didn’t want to go in with us, saying “I don’t want to watch a movie by someone who goes to rehab.” And she’s like, 13.]