Paris Hilton will be dead broke. No joke.

Paris Hilton’s recent behaviour has sent her billionaire grandfather into fury — so much so that the hotel heiress-jailbird will not see a cent of her $59 million inheritance.The co-chairman of the famous hotel chain, Conrad ‘Barron’ Hilton, has instead decided to plough his fortune into a charitable foundation in an effort to carry on family tradition. And the 79-year-old has also cut off his 11 other grandchildren in the name of philanthropy. “He was, and is, extremely embarrassed by how the Hilton name has been sullied by Paris,” says Jerry Oppenheimer, author of House Of Hilton. “He doesn’t want to leave unearned wealth to his family.” Hilton senior recently acquired a hefty $2.4 billion after selling off a massive chunk of his hotel chain to private equity firm Blackstone.

This is going to be the best week ever. At least there’s a Hilton that still has some integrity. I don’t know this guy but I like him already. Anybody cutting off Paris Hilton is a hero. Paris Hilton’s official title has always been “hotel heiress” and pretty much nothing else, regardless of her poor attempts to sing and act. Now we all know she’s going to try to whore herself all over the place just to cash in on being a ‘Hilton’ while she still can before changing her name to Parasite Blackstone.