Thirteen star, Evan Rachel Wood, is in the September issue of GQ, mostly talking about her relationship with her vampire boyfriend, Marilyn Manson, 38, who apparently had her brainwashed. Now she thinks bathing in blood is romantic.

I met this chick in person at the Thirteen premiere in Hollywood, and believe me when I say she’s like an 8-year-old walking stick. You can just flick her off the table or you can pick your teeth with her.

Anyway, here’s her gushing about her “handsome” boyfriend:

On Manson’s “Heart-Shaped Glasses” music video:
“At the end of the video, we’re kissing and it’s raining blood – and for me, that was one of the most romantic moments of my entire life.”

Hmm, blood. So romantic. Was this your own blood after he whipped you good?

On why they made the video:
“We made it for each other … Because that’s how we were feeling at the time: Even though ugliness can be all around you – you can literally be in a thunderstorm of blood – if you look past that, it really is just two people holding on to each other.”

Don’t you mean ugliness is right in front of you?

On their love-making scene:
“And you know, the same thing with the sex scene. If you’re going to have a sex scene, that’s what it is. When you’re with someone and you’re in love, that’s usually what happens. It’s not always soft. Sometimes it’s somebody screaming or whatever.”

Geez. People in love just kinda spend alone time together, and not have sex in public for all to see.

On Manson’s loud snoring:
“He snores louder than anybody I have ever heard! I think it’s the sweetest thing ever. It actually lulls me to sleep. But he puts Geppetto to shame. It’s literally like [mimics snoring]. It’s every snore you’ve ever heard, rolled into one.”

Well, no sh*t. He’s a vampire, and that’s what vampires do.

On not caring about looks:
“I’m really just being me and growing up. And I’m sorry if I have blond hair and blue eyes and my boyfriend looks like a vampire. What do you want me to do about it?”

Um, try dating someone that doesn’t roam the streets at night and suck the life out of everything it sees.