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August 18th, 2007 at 10:07 am

Jessica Simpson Can’t Act So She Sells Stuff Now

Jessica Simpson Stupid Pout | niquehappy.com

What is this? Some kind of rags she picked up at Goodwill like Amanda Bynes and put her stupid name on them? Since her singing career has been long dead, she should find something else to make money on. But clothes ain’t it. I’m thinking more along the lines of, oh I don’t know, poop scooping or pie-eating contests. Or prostitution.

You know what else I hate the most about Jessica Simpson, besides her just being Jessica Simpson? It’s that stupid, annoying pouty thing she does with her lips. (Kinda like Mandy Moore, and Kiera Knightley, but worse.) Like in these pictures of her so-called “Jessica Simpson Fall Collection.” Damn. Must she pout in every single pose? Oh I get it. It’s the botox. She can’t close her mouth. Judging from where she was in this photoshoot, she must’ve feasted on a million bugs and flies since her mouth is open the entire time.





 

 

 
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    Ok dumb question where will her stupid FALL COLLECTION end up at????.. surely not Wally World or Target or K-Mart.. I am sure that Jessica’s clothes will only fit the size 2-4’s LOL

    JustJodi on August 18th, 2007
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    i cant stand that shit either!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!its like damn close your mouth for just one picture please!!!!!!

    namira on August 18th, 2007
  • 3

    She can’t act, she can’t sing, she can’t even pose. What the hell can she do actually? Fuck Johnny Knoxville? Gettin some money for nothing? That a whore…

    christinne Radu on August 19th, 2007
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    I don’t like her too.She’s an just an idiot..i’ve been thinking why she’s become so famous if she can’t do nothing right pffff….

    Esterina on August 20th, 2007

 

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