Jessica Alba had apparently dumped Cash Warren, her boyfriend of 3 years, over the phone while she was in another country. But here are some photos of her and the dude going at it in public. And this is after her famous Teens Choice Awards acceptance speech:

I would like to dedicate this award to a young man who has been on my mind for the last 19 years: Ross. Ross didn’t love me. I was pigeon-toed, I had a sway back, I was slightly cross-eyed, buck-toothed, I sucked my thumb. Look at me now, Ross! Look at me now! [Ross] promised that if I kissed him he would choose me for baseball … I was still chosen last. I never trusted men again.

If I didn’t know better, I’d say she has serious men issues. She holds a grudge for 19 years because she was ugly and unloved by guys, never trusted men again because they didn’t pick her for baseball, yet she had no shame crawling back to the same dude she didn’t even have the balls to break up with in person. Who knew someone this “hot” would be this bitter and have such low self esteem? Maybe she’s dating this ugly guy to make herself look and feel better.

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