If you love Prison Break like we do, you are just about to die waiting forever for its return for the third season on September 17. It was a sad ending in season 2, how they were soclose to escaping only to wind up in Panama prison. I guess a show can’t be called Prison […]

Rebecca Gayheart was spotted grocery shopping earlier this week still looking like a raggedy old maid. I don’t know what hottie Eric Dane sees in her but seeing them together is like seeing Fiona and Shrek, Fiona being Eric.
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You gotta hand it to the US Weekly magazine people for quickly printing a story on Owen Wilson’s unfortunate situation and putting it on the cover.
Now you can all rest because all your doubts are now confirmed. Owen Wilson had a substance abuse problem that forced Kate Hudson to leave him, which ultimately led him […]

Wow, Joss Stone looks like she’s a teenager breaking out all over the place. Yes, I know what you’re thinking. She doesn’t look bad. Her purple hair is kinda cool. It’s hard to make fun of someone I don’t even hate. So .. how’s the weather?

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CBS thinks it’s a genius by putting on a show about a bunch of kids stranded in some ghost town without adults and see what happens. Kid Nation will be premiering September 19 and it has already generated much buzz, controversy, and even a lawsuit. Think labor laws and child abuse and negligence.
According to Reuters:
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Britney Spears is currently under investigation for child abuse and maltreatment.
According to TMZ:
Sources say the complaint lodged with DCFS involves allegations of poor dental hygiene, as well as poor eating and sleeping habits for her kids. Curiously, although DCFS keeps these allegations secret, they ended up in legal papers filed today by K-Fed’s attorney, Mark […]

This is a rare moment that I actually run across a photo of Jennifer Aniston without makeup and airbrushing. I’ve always “hated” her for having like, the most perfect hair in every single picture I see of her. Especially on Friends. It’s weird. She has a really long face coupled with a weird-looking jaw and […]

So while her ex, Owen Wilson, is hospitalized, Kate Hudson is swapping spits with this guy - Dax Shephard. These two were caught full-on making out in a supermarket on Saturday, of all places. Geez, have some respect for the cameras. At least, if you’re gonna put on a show, then go all out.
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Kid Rock and crackwhore/herpes buddy Paris Hilton were seen hanging out over the weekend. You can only imagine the kind of plague these two together will produce to wipe out the entire planet Earth. Kinda like Resident Evil - but instead of zombies, it’ll just be little HIVs in monster forms running around.

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More bad news for your Monday morning! Owen Wilson was hospitalized yesterday after a call to 911.
Santa Monica Police issued the following statement to TMZ: “On Sunday Aug. 26. 2007 at 12:10 PM, officers from the Santa Monica Police Department responded to a medical assistance call from the Santa Monica Fire Department at the 900 […]