Criss Angel and Britney Spears have been hanging out for a little while now, and according to Page Six, he’s just using her to get his face in the spotlight. Shocking.
Criss Angel is a “press whore” who’s just “using” Britney Spears to get more attention and fame for himself, friends of his say. Angel - who just signed a 10-year deal with the Luxor in Las Vegas that will net him almost $10 million a year - was “ecstatic” when his manager, Jeff Kwatinetz, asked him to meet with Spears, who was interested in using illusion in her VMA performance this Sunday. The two “hooked up the night they met” and Angel has been “using her to get press ever since,” we’re told. A Vegas spy said, “He doesn’t even really talk to her when they go out. This weekend at [club] LAX, they weren’t seated at the same table, but when the paparazzi were around he jumped in all the pictures.
Well, that’s a no-brainer. I’m starting to feel bad for Britney. She should just start charging people to be seen with her because for all these people to be using her for media attention, she might as well take advantage of it so she doesn’t feel sorry for herself, go home and cry in front of her kids while scooping ice scream out of a tub.
More pics of Criss Angel press-whore looking bored with Britney:
… Dammit, Britney! Close your damn legs when you’re wearing a dress and sitting down! And whoever it was that told her that her wig looks good, needs to be shot. If Britney picked that wig out herself, she needs to be shot.