According to TMZ, Paris Hilton is suing Hallmark (document) for $100,000 because apparently, they made fun of her stupidity on a card without her permission.
In the lawsuit, filed yesterday in Federal District Court in Los Angeles, the heiress alleges Hallmark created a card entitled “Paris’s First Day as a Waitress.” The card features a picture of Paris’ face superimposed over a cartoon of a waitress serving food that says “Don’t touch that, it’s hot. What’s hot? That’s hot.”
What? What makes her think this card is even about her? Just because it has the word “Paris”? Geez. Someone thinks so highly of herself. I don’t see Paris Hilton’s picture on that card. Do you? Do you see her picture on that card? All I see is a gigantic balloony head about to burst because it’s filled with helium.
Pics of Parasite Hilton leaving for Europe (possibly spreading her germs there) inside:
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