Today is Dannielynn’s birthday, and TMZ reports that Larry Birkhead threw her a huge birthday bash in Kentucky.
Hundreds of guests gathered at the Louisville home of Tricia Barnstable Brown — a friend of Larry Birkhead. Guests had to surrender their cell phones before entering and sign a release form promising not to take any pictures. The bash was not pint-sized like its honoree — with a hot-air balloon shaped birthday cake in the front yard, along with a huge castle, bubble machines and a white carriage.
Well yeah, with all that money he gets from the baby, he could’ve afforded his own island exclusively for her birthday if he wanted to. Hot-air balloon shaped cake, castle, carriage? Hah! Cheapskate. The baby deserved her own island, dammit.
So beautiful she is! Pls dont blame a baby for adults ridiculousness and snobism. Ill never met u and ull never meet me, but heres my wish for u, sweet angel: Happy birthday to u!