Christina Aguilera is pregnant. Did you know that? I didn’t know that. But thanks to the genius, blissfully oblivious Paris Hilton who recently spilled the beans in front of hundreds at the LAX nightclub in the Luxor, and TMZ caught it on video.

I want everyone to say congratulations to the most beautiful pregnant woman in the world, Christina Aguilera. You’re gorgeous!

According to People:

Aguilera, who has never confirmed being pregnant despite a visible bump beneath her pink chiffon mini-dress, appeared temporarily shocked as she sat in her perch in the elevated VIP booth. She sank her head into the shoulder of husband Jordan Bratman as her friends looked stunned.

I can only imagine the look on Christina’s face. She should’ve just punched Paris in the face. Or sue her for disclosing personal information without prior permission. The same way Paris is suing Hallmark. That would be quite ironic. But that’s what you get for telling Paris Hilton things. A dumbass that brings a whole new meaning to the phrase ignorance is bliss.

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