So word has it that David Beckham will do a lot more benching than playing “futbol”, as he is not returning this season at all.

NYDailyNews says:

He won’t recover until the end of the season. It’s an unfortunate situation for sure,” says a West Coast source. Beckham seriously injured his right knee on Aug. 29, following ongoing problems with his left ankle. “They haven’t decided how to proceed,” another source, who spoke to Beckham last week, tells us. The reported $250 million contract that brought Beckham to the U.S. is looking like the worst deal since that guy who bought London Bridge for Lake Havasu, Ariz. ESPN soccer analyst Tommy Smyth, who has interviewed Beckham twice, tells us: “Even if [Beckham] were to recover, he would only be available to play 15 or 20 minutes of a 90-minute game. He would need a tremendous amount of training to get back into game form.

If little princess didn’t spend so much time whoring himself and his wife around for million-dollar endorsements every second of the day, he would’ve had time to practice so he can play better without injuring himself. This has got to be LA Galaxy’s worst investment in the history. So now, instead of a million-dollar athlete they brought to America, they now have a pretty boy wearing fragrance, sitting his ass on the bench combing his wife’s matching hair.

Here are pics of David Beckham at some party last month, not practicing or resting to heal:

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