Hey look everyone, Pete Wentz actually fights (or attempts to)!

NYDailyNews reports:

The fist-fest erupted as the Simpsons and Wentz were trying to leave the Decaydance/GQ party at the Mirage’s Jet nightspot. Bouncers were willing to let Ashlee, Joe and Pete through — but they blocked the Simpson entourage, which included the Gym Class Heroes MC, Marc DeJesus. “What are you doing?” yelled Wentz, demanding that his crew be escorted to a waiting SUV. “This is my [bleeping] car! I paid for this [bleeping] car!” Tempers rose, and, before long, a security guard shoved Wentz, knocking Ashlee against a wall. We watched as Wentz rushed to her aid. The Fall Out Boy bassist rained punches on the much-taller door sentries. Papa Joe also dove into the chaos. While outside, Wentz stomped around and spat on the wall of the club. [Bleep] this place!” he screeched, vowing never to set foot inside again.

There’s nothing scarier than an eyeliner-wearing troll slapping himself against a wall, while his other troll is being shoved around. I can picture him crying and smearing his eye makeup, curling in a corner head in his knees wishing everyone will feel sorry for him and stop.

Pics of the trolls (betcha can’t tell who’s who) at the Fashion Rocks Pre-Party inside:

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