September 14th, 2007 at 1:03 pm

Pamela Anderson is a Prostitute

Pamela Anderson Has Sex for $250,000 | niquehappy.com

When you think you know a person, they prove you wrong. Pamela Anderson went on The Ellen DeGeneres show and proudly said she basically had sex with some dude to clear her gambling debt. *cough*whore*cough*

Her first meeting with her new love occurred when she was playing poker in Las Vegas. The night was proving to be unlucky for her as she was “down” $250,000/- dollars in the game. It was at that moment, she said, that the card shark offered her the chance to wipe her casino debt clean in return for sex. “He said if I made out with him that I could clear the thing,” she said. “A couple of days went by and he followed me around like a puppy dog… I ended up paying off my debt… It worked out, I liked it… I paid off a poker debt with sexual favors and fell in love. It’s so romantic.

The rumor is that this “mystery” guy is Rick Salomon - that’s right, the guy that peed on Paris Hilton. But why would anyone sacrifice $250K to have sex with Hepatitis C? Pamela Anderson is like that unclean disease-ridden toilet that everyone has already peed in. So it makes sense. Going from Paris to Pamela is just like an upgrade from herpes to Hep C. It’s a win-win.




 

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