Eva Longoria recently said the thing she hates the most about her job is the kissing. Her new husband, Tony Parker, isn’t exactly thrilled about it either.
She tells ExtraTV:
“I hate the kissing. Kissing is the most intimate thing. It was weird for me before I was married.” Texas-raised Longoria, 32, who wed San Antonio Spurs player Tony Parker, 25, in France on July 7, admits that onscreen lip-locks aren’t a popular topic at home either. “I’m not sure he’s happy with it, but he’s not the crazy husband about it,” the Desperate Housewives star says. “We don’t talk about it because it’s just not a comfortable thing to talk about.”
Typically, I would say Tony Parker is insecure and has issues. But this is a 4-feet-tall troll we’re talking about. What’s so hard about watching a troll making out with big humans? Oh look, I can see that with my eyes closed. That was easy - not pleasant, but easy. Hey dude, nobody wants to kiss your wife unless they have to. Especially when your wife looks like the boobless cleaning lady that comes over to vacuum your floor.
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